getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

(Source: barricadeponine)

tony-starked:

my fave is when dudes are like “feminists are just pissed bc men won’t sleep with them” no feminists are pissed bc men think that our whole outlook on life is defined by whether or not men will sleep with us